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Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! IDEAS!

Food for thought. LOL.

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Ladies, those of you that are fortunate enough to have this apply to you, share this little nugget of wisdom with every douche that hits on you.

Ladies, those of you that are fortunate enough to have this apply to you, share this little nugget of wisdom with every douche that hits on you.

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Sometimes I think he’ll wash up on shore. A naked man with a startled look who has been to history and back. I keep my eyes on the newspaper. I make sure my phone number is listed. I walk around the block at night in case he doesn’t quite remember which house it is. I feed the birds outside and sometimes before I put my one self to bed, I place my hands around my skull to see if it’s growing, and wonder what, of any use, would fill it if it did.
Aimee Bender:The Rememberer

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